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John Oliver Says ‘Remember Chex Quest?”

Like many of us terminally online folks, John Oliver says “Silence, brand.” Unlike some of us, he also says “Go back to coding, brand.” Rather than meme their way out of late capitalism, Oliver wants all the snacks to … More »

BTS Is Taking a Vacation

Much like the Queen of England, BTS is entering a new phase of their reign and won’t be seen for several weeks. After keeping up a cuckoo bananas schedule through 2020 and 2021, Big Hit Music announced on … More »

Vanderpump Rules Stars James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss Have Split

Pour one out on the front curb of Tom Tom: DJ James Kennedy and his Bambi-eyed bae Raquel Leviss have called off their engagement. Taking a page from Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, the pai… More »

PEN15 Recap: I Hate You

What a gut punch of an episode. Last week, Maya seemed so immature, worrying about how expensive of a gift to give a frenemy while her bestie struggled with the infinite. This week, she is the intersectional victim of how America deals with growing up…

Machine Gun Kelly is Pivoting to His Birth Name, Colson Baker

Some dude named Colson Baker appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Wednesday night. Machine Gun Kelly is sometimes using his birth name nowadays, because “Nickelodeon and Disney don’t like ‘Machine Gun,'” he said. Machine Gun Colson did t…